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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-17-2010, 12:05 AM Thread Starter
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8-mile wide vagina?

Yowsers! That's one huge cooch!


Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-17-2010, 12:08 AM
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She would fit right in on CLSB

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Not sure if I could fill 8 miles wide but with a hand, fist, a couple feet and my dick I should be able to fill 8 inches wide.

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i thought this thread was about ur mom.
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i thought this thread was about ur mom.
Demo's mom is hotter hehe

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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