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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 01:05 AM Thread Starter
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time to say goodbye

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 01:10 AM
I don't know...
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LOL and those idiots are german... fail.

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Using that beautiful song in this idiotic clip is a travesty.

You better be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country.
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I like how he has someone to hold his ciagarette
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LOLZ!!! I just shot chewed up banana onto my keyboard from laughing at that!!

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"Lets take the insurance companies perspective:

They use a simple formula in this type of situation -

Tool + HP = loss

Its really that simple."
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 08:55 AM
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Clever, and retarded at the same time.

Why is it that whenever there is some action, the idiot with the camera points at the ground instead of where the action (or accident) is?

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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 09:33 AM
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I wanna try this now....

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I'd be sick for days

We offer three kinds of service @ Resurrection
You can pick any two
GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST
GOOD service FAST won't be CHEAP
FAST service CHEAP won't be GOOD
and cold beer.

I'd love to help but I don't chase parts.
Please contact other forum members and supporters for parts.
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 09:46 AM
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PERFECT time to show of that you can do the "Look Ma, NO HANDS!" routine.

Too funny!

Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-31-2010, 10:58 AM
Make my day!!!!!
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-01-2010, 11:48 PM
The apex was where?
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It is easier to ask for forgiveness then for permission
Godspeed Ashwin.
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-01-2010, 11:50 PM
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sing it sarah
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-02-2010, 02:38 AM
Playin Frogger in traffic
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Amazing song... reeeally amazing voice... semi-amazing centrifugal force with amazingly obvious result.

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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-02-2010, 06:40 AM
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Have to start collecting these under "What you can do with a motorcycle", or scooter in this case? It's not just for carving anymore.
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They should try using the new BMW for the next trick.
Gotta give it to the German's, that could be a new sport. Way cooler than a mechanical bull. Put some ceramic bearings on that baby and spin it up with the new BMW, will be pulling enough G's in the first 4 secs to tear your head off.

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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-02-2010, 02:40 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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