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A German student 'mooned' HHell's Angels, hurled a puppy and escaped on Bulldozer

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quir...n_Hells_Angels

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.

The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich, according to reports in local media.

The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.

After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a nearby construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich.

However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a three-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen.

He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police.

He added that the student had been suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter.
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I since two things happening.

1) Eaither the hells angles laugh at what happend and let it go

2) The hells angles find him and beat the crap out of him.

My bet is number is two is more likely

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I think that was awesome.
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I met a pile of HA in Madrid Airport... I asked if I could take a photo with them, 8 of them turned around and asked one dude if it was ok. My knees started to shake... but they were cool. They saw my helmet case, etc and knew I was a dumb American.

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Is the puppy ok?
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I met a pile of HA in Madrid Airport... I asked if I could take a photo with them, 8 of them turned around and asked one dude if it was ok. My knees started to shake... but they were cool. They saw my helmet case, etc and knew I was a dumb American.
You probably got a different reaction from them since you're a woman.

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I met a pile of HA in Madrid Airport... I asked if I could take a photo with them, 8 of them turned around and asked one dude if it was ok. My knees started to shake... but they were cool. They saw my helmet case, etc and knew I was a dumb American.
They didn't gang bang you? Or were they taking pictures after?
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I'm just picturing the Hell's Angels standing there holding the puppy as they watch this guy "speed away" on the dozer wondering WTF just happened.

Even the Hell's Angels have to find some humor in the retardedness of this guy.

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he was depressed about his track crashing record, so it fits the description so far
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he was depressed about his track crashing record, so it fits the description so far
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that story is so absurd it seems like someone made it up.

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They didn't gang bang you? Or were they taking pictures after?
Anyone notice how Andy is progressively sexually explicit since his trip to Disney?


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I'm just picturing the Hell's Angels standing there holding the puppy as they watch this guy "speed away" on the dozer wondering WTF just happened.

Even the Hell's Angels have to find some humor in the retardedness of this guy.
I was thinking the same thing

How could you get mad at someone for throwing a puppy at you then driving away on a bulldozer?

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Anyone notice how Andy is progressively sexually explicit since his trip to Disney?

I beg to differ... I was just as explicit before!
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I beg to differ... I was just as explicit before!

Nah, she's got a ring now...so he ain't getting any for a while.

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This just in, the indentified person has been found to be Chuck Norris.

Everything makes sense now
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