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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2010, 02:42 PM Thread Starter
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Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now . . . . . . . . . . .

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i was gonna grill tilapia tonight, but now I am really in a mood for some popeyes.

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gsd is black?
what's that saying...from the waist down.

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what's that saying...from the waist down.
nah man from the neck up... you st00pid!
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what's that saying...from the waist down.

You better be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country.
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