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Saying Sorry...

Now that's my kind of apology!

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Saying Sorry to China with sex

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Published: 16 Jun 2010
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A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students to apologise for her country's invasion of China.
Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

The 24-year-old, from Tokyo, has made the naughty offer to Chinese students in her homeland after studying the Japanese invasion.

She said: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.

"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them."
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Come to think of it, India was invaded by Europeans. I need reparations damn it!

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Had to keep the thread WS... as Wink just pointed out, Google is your friend.
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