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Want to make friends on CLSB, post nudes, not this bullshit.
uhh... has it been even confirmed that she isn't a he?
might wanna do that before you go trollin for nudes.
then again who am I to judge you?
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uhh... has it been even confirmed that she isn't a he?
might wanna do that before you go trollin for nudes.
then again who am I to judge you?
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Want to make friends on CLSB, post nudes, not this bullshit.
That'll get you laid for sure.

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women like to feel wanted
No, we just like bad asses.

That line might actually work, Brian.

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"LOL girl thats a good caption! Do you have anymore? - post em up, we need some new blood around here......I hate seeing all those old text jokes, its refreshing to see someone with some creativity AND a sense of humor."

Just sayin............

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No, we just like bad asses.
or this.

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"LOL girl thats a good caption! Do you have anymore? - post em up, we need some new blood around here......I hate seeing all those old text jokes, its refreshing to see someone with some creativity AND a sense of humor."

Just sayin............
That just screams desperate.

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That just screams desperate.
Yep, and just asking for nudes is on the other end of the spectrum. Remember, it really doesnt matter wtf you say if there is a mutual physical attraction.

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that little baby thing. What the hell is doing in the air? Babies can't jump. I bet that thing is a transformer. Most likely a decepticon.

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Want to make friends on CLSB, post nudes, not this bullshit.
everyone else posts this bullshit, why cant she do it too

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post #16 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-24-2010, 07:49 PM
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that little baby thing. What the hell is doing in the air? Babies can't jump. I bet that thing is a transformer. Most likely a decepticon.
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everyone else posts this bullshit, why cant she do it too
let us kno if that gets u some tap..

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Man you cats are tough on a Newb - And we wonder why Girls don't sign up more

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Man you cats are tough on a Newb - And we wonder why Girls don't sign up more
hahaha i think anyone that starts a thread called batman or whatever...and it consists of kids of varying stature standing in large windows with picturesque prairie type landscapes in the background would get a few wtf's

regardless of how many holes they have.....


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let us kno if that gets u some tap..
it wont

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No, we just like bad asses.

That line might actually work, Brian.
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lol go brian, chicks dig assholes for a few months after that... who cares!

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that little baby thing. What the hell is doing in the air? Babies can't jump. I bet that thing is a transformer. Most likely a decepticon.
its been ductaped to the window!!!!!!!!!!! i just noticed it

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its been ductaped
We have shemale confirmation?
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no... the baby in the OP

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uhh... has it been even confirmed that she isn't a he?
might wanna do that before you go trollin for nudes.
then again who am I to judge you?
Carry on then
greg it has been posted a few times shes a women member gone in 3 secs verified it

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I don't think it's that they don't sign up more, it's that we have a problem with retention. The single ones either get bored with us and leave or they screw too many guys on the board, create too much drama, and have to leave because they're hoes. It's sort of understandable though considering the guy-to-girl ratio here is like 900:1. The only ones who stick around are the married ones.

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I don't think it's that they don't sign up more, it's that we have a problem with retention. The single ones either get bored with us and leave or they screw too many guys on the board, create too much drama, and have to leave because they're hoes. It's sort of understandable though considering the guy-to-girl ratio here is like 900:1. The only ones who stick around are the married ones.
Shit look harder there is a few just a little crazier then us men

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I don't think it's that they don't sign up more, it's that we have a problem with retention. The single ones either get bored with us and leave or they screw too many guys on the board, create too much drama, and have to leave because they're hoes. It's sort of understandable though considering the guy-to-girl ratio here is like 900:1. The only ones who stick around are the married ones.



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