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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-25-2010, 05:06 PM Thread Starter
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Certified ASE Master Mechanic

Guys,

I am a certified ASE Master Mechanic and can work on any number of makes and models if you are having issues with them. I am certified by BMW, GMC, IBM and ATARI. I can do most anything you want done but Iím not going to get all crazy and do something that may get me dirty, No Tune Ups, Tire Changes, Motor work, Brake Jobs etc. It's to time consuming and Iím too much of a clean freak. But if you need a person to add motor oil to your vehicle after you raise the hood then shot me a PM.

Arrogance has to be earned.
Serve, Protect and Break a ......
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-25-2010, 05:08 PM
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Ummm...

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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-25-2010, 05:09 PM Thread Starter
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Ummm...
Do you need oil added to your S2000? I can help!

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-25-2010, 06:50 PM
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I need oil in my Sega Genesis, can you help?
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2010, 12:36 AM
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theres something with my atari.

Some catridges have a hard time getting read. You have to really push the catridge into the base.

And can you help me beat Contra, after level 5 it gets tuff.
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I don't get Ofc Ponchs 3 threads in the employement section. Anyone care to explain?
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2010, 04:00 PM
I'm a non-achiever.
 
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He's versatile.

"Slow is smooth, Smooth is fast"
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lust for bikes!
 
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seems reputable too

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plagueÖ"

"Thats it, nobody gets out of here alive."

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2010, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
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I need oil in my Sega Genesis, can you help?
Controller oil or console oil?

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theres something with my atari.

Some catridges have a hard time getting read. You have to really push the catridge into the base..
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And can you help me beat Contra, after level 5 it gets tuff.
Alcohol on q tip, clean the contacts.

up, up, down, dow, left, right, left right, b, a, b, a start. If you cant win with 30 men you deserve to loose

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2010, 04:34 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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Lulz

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-30-2010, 05:00 PM
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Controller oil or console oil?



Alcohol on q tip, clean the contacts.

up, up, down, dow, left, right, left right, b, a, b, a start. If you cant win with 30 men you deserve to loose

Thanks

I'm going to recommend you to all my friends and family members. PROPS
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