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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 07-26-2010, 08:27 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 07-26-2010, 08:32 PM
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Now that's fucked up

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh....that's messed up...

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hahaha, taking odd is she ever goes flying again at all? With the same guy as the pilot?

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