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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-27-2010, 12:18 PM Thread Starter
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i want a monkey

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If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.

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Time to cut back on the meds man.

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hey um doc, the meds are for the paitnets not the doctor, havent you watched Scarface, never do your drugs

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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hey um doc, the meds are for the paitnets not the doctor, havent you watched Scarface, never do your drugs
you got a problem with me mang?
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I dont got a problem with you, but keep doing your own drugs and youll be saying hello to bubba's little friend

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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I dont got a problem with you, but keep doing your own drugs and youll be saying hello to bubba's little friend
he just copied and pasted the paragraph from the url.
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its for my monkey mang
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I'd teach him to to..
Do the laundry
Clean the house
Mow the lawn
and fetch shit from the fridge

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