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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-30-2010, 02:14 PM Thread Starter
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This came from my brother today:

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, businessman, sales man and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money..

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Tea party and is working to get Sarah Palin elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-30-2010, 02:15 PM
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haha, a new take on an old joke but still funny.

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