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God was busy...

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses

between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq

and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who

was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.



One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then

I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes

went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."



It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got

out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.



The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there

looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,

noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,

"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,

"GOD was too busy today protecting America 's

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."



The classroom erupted in cheers!

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-02-2010, 11:45 PM
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wait for the snopes...

I doubt it's true. The media would have acted like the Marine was satan himself, so Im sure we would have heard about it. It's ok to dream though...

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that was pretty good...i like that
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Awsome Nick. love the post

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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wait for the snopes...
typical liberal comment
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"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,

"GOD was too busy today protecting America 's

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
soldiers protecting our freedom

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typical liberal comment
Naturally, everything you read on the internet is true...

Typical dumbass belief. . .

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Naturally, everything you read on the internet is true...

Typical dumbass belief. . .
Maybe you should realize this is the "funny pages" and that doesn't constitute anything as being true, but funny.


So your liberal comment trying to find that joke to be not a real event shows your true colors.
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Maybe you should realize this is the "funny pages" and that doesn't constitute anything as being true, but funny.

So your liberal comment trying to find that joke to be not a real event shows your true colors.
Truth has nothing to do with political alignment. It's either true or it's not, regardless of your personal beliefs. Again, typical dumbass belief...

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This is in the "funny papers" forum, no truth needed.

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God was busy...

So god can not multitask? Not so great if you ask me. Why is god only protecting our side?

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I will sock ya square in your snot locker if you EVER use the term "Bron Bron" in my presence - BAHLEEDAT
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So god can not multitask? Not so great if you ask me. Why is god only protecting our side?
B'cause we believe in pants.

Do I really need to post the america fuck yea video?




















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Wow, Yall keep missing the forum section up top that says "Funny Papers"

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

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So god can not multitask? Not so great if you ask me. Why is god only protecting our side?
He was too busy painting his nails that he didn't see the rider waiting for a left turn.

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Wow, Yall keep missing the forum section up top that says "Funny Papers"
If it was funny I would not have said anything.

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If it was funny I would not have said anything.


it was kinda funny, you could remove the religious context and it then states that people need to do things for themselves if they want it done.


I saw on fbook the other day someone was saying, "there is a light at the end of this tunnel hopefully, I just gotta keep praying!"

and then others responding with, "ill pray for you!"


and my near response was,

"stop waiting and praying and start walking your ass towards the light and do what needs to be done instead of waiting."
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Story: The Flood


This is a story about a simple man named Jake, who was caught in the midst of a flash flood
that struck his town. Despite the fact that he was not learned, Jake was an exceptionally pious
person, and because of this he was certain that God would send him help and rescue him.

As the waters began to flood his house, Jake grabbed his prayer book and climbed onto his
roof to pray for salvation. As the waters rose, a rowboat passed by. "Climb aboard, Jake!"
shouted those in the rowboat. But Jake replied, "Don't worry about me, I am going to be saved!"

After a while a rescue helicopter passed overhead. "Grab the rope, Jake!" they cried. Jake lifted his
hands to heaven and shouted, "It's okay. I'm going to be saved!" and he waved them on.


Just then the floodwaters rose, knocking poor Jake off the roof and drowning him. When he arrived
at the gates of heaven, he was angry and confused. "I was such a righteous man all my life," Jake
aid to God, "why didn't you save me?"


God replied, "What do you mean? I sent you a rowboat. I sent you a helicopter...

What more were you waiting for!?


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Story: The Flood


This is a story about a simple man named Jake, who was caught in the midst of a flash flood
that struck his town. Despite the fact that he was not learned, Jake was an exceptionally pious
person, and because of this he was certain that God would send him help and rescue him.

As the waters began to flood his house, Jake grabbed his prayer book and climbed onto his
roof to pray for salvation. As the waters rose, a rowboat passed by. "Climb aboard, Jake!"
shouted those in the rowboat. But Jake replied, "Don't worry about me, I am going to be saved!"

After a while a rescue helicopter passed overhead. "Grab the rope, Jake!" they cried. Jake lifted his
hands to heaven and shouted, "It's okay. I'm going to be saved!" and he waved them on.


Just then the floodwaters rose, knocking poor Jake off the roof and drowning him. When he arrived
at the gates of heaven, he was angry and confused. "I was such a righteous man all my life," Jake
aid to God, "why didn't you save me?"


God replied, "What do you mean? I sent you a rowboat. I sent you a helicopter...

What more were you waiting for!?


Tom
wait for the snopes...

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wait for the snopes...
Nah, imaginary friend stories are always true... right? That's what 'faith' is, isn't it?

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