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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 08-15-2010, 11:53 PM Thread Starter
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Hasselhoff Roast.

Im crying over here.

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Was good, I wanted more roast of the Hoff, though! KITT was a nice touch.

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Recorded it on the DVR, plan on watching it tonight.

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Recorded it on the DVR, plan on watching it tonight.
+1. There's so much material, I can't wait to see it.

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Funny funny stuff. Poor Pam, she is such a trooper at these roasts. Lisa Lampa (sp?) lol

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this will get replayed like a zillion times dont worry, i missed most of it, but i will catch it hopefully tonight.

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I've not seen it, but from what I understand, The Hoff can take a ribbing and roll with it.

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Funny funny stuff. Poor Pam, she is such a trooper at these roasts. Lisa Lampa (sp?) lol
Her vagina is like clorox2. It's ok for whites, but really it was designed for colors.
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Her vagina is like clorox2. It's ok for whites, but really it was designed for colors.
That was about Lisa Lampa's vagina lol one of the best lines from the roast.
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Will download tonight.
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omg I just remembered the joke toward Hulk about the "what's that sound?" gesture
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glad to see this thread yesterday, got to watch it.

good show. Loved the intro with the german chicks. mmm bewbs
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C'mon he was supposedly huge in Germany...

Germany can you confirm or deny this? Do you love him?
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i just finished watching it.. good stuff.

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Ditto.

Giraldo was easily the funniest.
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