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post #61 of 77 (permalink) Old 03-12-2011, 07:12 AM
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post #62 of 77 (permalink) Old 03-12-2011, 12:15 PM
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post #63 of 77 (permalink) Old 03-12-2011, 12:20 PM Thread Starter
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i am so excite by getting all this important information.


you gotta admit, looking at all the photos and reading this did make me LOL
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post #64 of 77 (permalink) Old 04-16-2011, 07:44 PM Thread Starter
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post #65 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-28-2011, 11:16 PM Thread Starter
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post #66 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-31-2011, 12:21 AM Thread Starter
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post #67 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-31-2011, 01:52 PM
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Mary got impregnanted with ecto-sperm from the invisible man in the sky who birthed himself as a human named jesus who will rise from the dead and take us all away to eternal bliss... someday.

That's the joke. Pretty funny eh?

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post #68 of 77 (permalink) Old 11-02-2011, 11:33 PM Thread Starter
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post #69 of 77 (permalink) Old 11-03-2011, 09:00 AM
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I call BS. Jebus was a jew from the desert; these pictures all show white people with long hair! WTF!

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post #70 of 77 (permalink) Old 11-03-2011, 12:15 PM
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Dem some funny pics FB lol

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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post #71 of 77 (permalink) Old 11-03-2011, 07:10 PM
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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post #77 of 77 (permalink) Old 09-12-2019, 10:04 PM
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Dont get your panties in a twist. lol
This actually makes sense the more I read it.

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