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post #1 of 76 (permalink) Old 08-22-2010, 08:50 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 76 (permalink) Old 08-22-2010, 08:51 PM
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that's racist.

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POPE one was funny!
I liked the Abstinence one as well.

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i like the first one best

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funny how we can laugh at these...


try posting jokes about other religions and people will get bent outta shape...lame


pedo/pope is

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Q. How did the Muslim adulteress cross the road?
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to death by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.

Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
A. Yes. He is revered by one fifth of the world's population as the one who started the world's most intolerant, repressive, misogynistic and violent religion.



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post #11 of 76 (permalink) Old 08-23-2010, 01:55 AM
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Q. How did the Muslim adulteress cross the road?
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to death by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.
Just like in the bible.

"And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him. Leviticus 24:16"


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Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
Yes, but the Archbishop just assigned him to another parish and paid off the family that complained...hoping no one in the new parish knows of his acts...

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Lulz.
Yes, Lulz is right.

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Do bible readers still stone peeps?


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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Do bible readers still stone peeps?
Come onn...who doesn't like being stoned? Especially when its free
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Epic!
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oh hey kids

"Hey Kids, who's going to turn Jesus on tonight?"

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This one is my favorite. All the nerds in the house can appreciate it.
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Priceless!
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NSFW I guees this is the right place to post this again... NSFW


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CLSB is now officially old enough at 10 years of age to be hit on by Catholic priests.
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Holy crap......we're all going to hell now






well, that is, IF there actually is a hell I wonder if the have good tracks in hell? They're probably a track full of chicanes, and turns like the bus-stop at BHF.

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Holy crap......we're all going to hell now
It's official in 3...2...1...

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Holy crap......we're all going to hell now






well, that is, IF there actually is a hell I wonder if the have good tracks in hell? They're probably a track full of chicanes, and turns like the bus-stop at BHF.
sweet
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