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Old 08-25-2010, 09:41 AM Thread Starter
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I dont wanna seem racist, or religionist, so I will make fun of each religion in due course.





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Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned?
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I dont wanna seem racist, or religionist, so I will make fun of each religion in due course.

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Old 08-25-2010, 10:24 AM
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Rex...

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


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What's the origin of Jesus rex?
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hey muslim/islam(whats the diff ?) put this vest on and press this button.




i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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what do you get with 12 muslims in the same room?


1 full set of teeth....bah dum bump!

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"
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What's the origin of Jesus rex?
4chan. Guessing someone took the term "rapture" which sounds like "raptor" and did some photochopping.

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Let's get this started off on the right foot.

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Old 08-25-2010, 12:40 PM
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Waiting for a Binladen screen name to pop up here somewhere and chime in

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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hahahahaha

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Why did the muslim extremist cross the road?



Because that's where the crowded cafe was.

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I created one a few years ago but the mods deleted it within days.
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:37 PM
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islam is a joke
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Obama’s too competent at destroying America to be a Muslim terrorist.

I always thought it odd when Wright was first asked about Obama he said, “You mean that Muslim guy who shows up once every other month?”

The best way to show the superiority of your religion would be to build a religious building on the moon.

KID: “I don’t want to go to church. It’s boring.”
ME: “But what if it were MOON church?”
KID: “Awesome!”

If you’re a Muslim and the call for prayer comes while you’re on a merry-go-round, prepare to get dizzy.
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Elroy, try clicking on the pic you uploaded, right click properties and then IMG tag that link so that way it can show up in your posts.


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im getting there anyway, just getting... impatient.

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