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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 02:54 PM Thread Starter
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Hung Like a Baby

Hung Like A Baby!

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A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her.

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The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

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Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him._
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The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.

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They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married.

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On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she is as flat as a washboard.

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Finally, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

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When she became conscious, the guy asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still faint?"

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The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."

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The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long."
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I have the SAME PROBLEM!! I get em back to the room, and they pass out!

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Hey baby! You ever been on the back of an expensive sportbike??


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I have the SAME PROBLEM!! I get em back to the room, and they pass out!

HAHAAH, you tool. You're putting entirely too much Rolhypnol in their drinks.

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That is some funny shit!!!!

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Wash yo ass....PIG!

LMAO.. Thanks for the early morning laugh!

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