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yea what was she talking about...

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WOW - WOW - WOW - Hitting WAAAAAY too close to home

Sr Year in College - Key West with Frat bros for Spring Break - I hook up with a Chick from some small private school in Virginia - We exchange numbers and chat after that - Her room mate (whom I did not meet as she did not go on the trip) turns out to be friends with my GF's older sister

GF's OS - How Was key West?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Did not go but my room mates had a blast
GF's OS - That Sucks
Hook Ups Room Mate - Yeah, sitting here looking at pics of my room mates who all hooked up with a bunch of TKEs from West Mich Univ
GF's OS (in Columbo mode now) - REALLY - What were their names?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Char keeps talking about this one named Eddie from Calif, guess they were inseparable for 3 days
GF's OS - REALLY, do me a favor, can you photo copy that pic and fax it to me?

My GF shows up at my door after Spring break and shoves a photo copy fax in my face and SCREAMS "WHO THE FUCK IS CHAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"

Sucked

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WOW - WOW - WOW - Hitting WAAAAAY too close to home

Sr Year in College - Key West with Frat bros for Spring Break - I hook up with a Chick from some small private school in Virginia - We exchange numbers and chat after that - Her room mate (whom I did not meet as she did not go on the trip) turns out to be friends with my GF's older sister

GF's OS - How Was key West?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Did not go but my room mates had a blast
GF's OS - That Sucks
Hook Ups Room Mate - Yeah, sitting here looking at pics of my room mates who all hooked up with a bunch of TKEs from West Mich Univ
GF's OS (in Columbo mode now) - REALLY - What were their names?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Char keeps talking about this one named Eddie from Calif, guess they were inseparable for 3 days
GF's OS - REALLY, do me a favor, can you photo copy that pic and fax it to me?

My GF shows up at my door after Spring break and shoves a photo copy fax in my face and SCREAMS "WHO THE FUCK IS CHAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"

Sucked
i wanna say damn bro that sucks and give you a high 5 at the same time

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WOW - WOW - WOW - Hitting WAAAAAY too close to home

Sr Year in College - Key West with Frat bros for Spring Break - I hook up with a Chick from some small private school in Virginia - We exchange numbers and chat after that - Her room mate (whom I did not meet as she did not go on the trip) turns out to be friends with my GF's older sister

GF's OS - How Was key West?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Did not go but my room mates had a blast
GF's OS - That Sucks
Hook Ups Room Mate - Yeah, sitting here looking at pics of my room mates who all hooked up with a bunch of TKEs from West Mich Univ
GF's OS (in Columbo mode now) - REALLY - What were their names?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Char keeps talking about this one named Eddie from Calif, guess they were inseparable for 3 days
GF's OS - REALLY, do me a favor, can you photo copy that pic and fax it to me?

My GF shows up at my door after Spring break and shoves a photo copy fax in my face and SCREAMS "WHO THE FUCK IS CHAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"

Sucked

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WOW - WOW - WOW - Hitting WAAAAAY too close to home

Sr Year in College - Key West with Frat bros for Spring Break - I hook up with a Chick from some small private school in Virginia - We exchange numbers and chat after that - Her room mate (whom I did not meet as she did not go on the trip) turns out to be friends with my GF's older sister

GF's OS - How Was key West?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Did not go but my room mates had a blast
GF's OS - That Sucks
Hook Ups Room Mate - Yeah, sitting here looking at pics of my room mates who all hooked up with a bunch of TKEs from West Mich Univ
GF's OS (in Columbo mode now) - REALLY - What were their names?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Char keeps talking about this one named Eddie from Calif, guess they were inseparable for 3 days
GF's OS - REALLY, do me a favor, can you photo copy that pic and fax it to me?

My GF shows up at my door after Spring break and shoves a photo copy fax in my face and SCREAMS "WHO THE FUCK IS CHAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"
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WOW - WOW - WOW - Hitting WAAAAAY too close to home

Sr Year in College - Key West with Frat bros for Spring Break - I hook up with a Chick from some small private school in Virginia - We exchange numbers and chat after that - Her room mate (whom I did not meet as she did not go on the trip) turns out to be friends with my GF's older sister

GF's OS - How Was key West?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Did not go but my room mates had a blast
GF's OS - That Sucks
Hook Ups Room Mate - Yeah, sitting here looking at pics of my room mates who all hooked up with a bunch of TKEs from West Mich Univ
GF's OS (in Columbo mode now) - REALLY - What were their names?
Hook Ups Room Mate - Char keeps talking about this one named Eddie from Calif, guess they were inseparable for 3 days
GF's OS - REALLY, do me a favor, can you photo copy that pic and fax it to me?

My GF shows up at my door after Spring break and shoves a photo copy fax in my face and SCREAMS "WHO THE FUCK IS CHAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"

Sucked

I call BS. No way did they have photo copiers or fax machines when you were in College. No way.

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I call BS. No way did they have photo copiers or fax machines when you were in College. No way.
HA - I think I still have it - My room mates wanted to frame it - I def still have the letter she wrote me - Busted across state lines - I was Graduating in 3 months and she had a whole year left - We were splittin up sooner or later

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HA - I think I still have it - My room mates wanted to frame it - I def still have the letter she wrote me - Busted across state lines - I was Graduating in 3 months and she had a whole year left - We were splittin up sooner or later
Bug, when the picture looks like this I don't think its a "photocopy". I'm sure the letter is still in great shape parchment tends to last.

I'm soo bored at work, I'm just watching the clock instead of anything productive. I should just leave.
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HA - If i'm gonna lie about something, it would be cock size or bank statements, not getting busted by a chick

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HA - If i'm gonna lie about something, it would be cock size or bank statements, not getting busted by a chick
Don't forget how fast we are racing Supermoto I know I was just entertaining myself at work. Now I'm back home so I'll be nice again.

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Don't forget how fast we are racing Supermoto I know I was just entertaining myself at work. Now I'm back home so I'll be nice again.
Yeah, that one would be just a bit too unbelievable for me to pull off

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Yeah, that one would be just a bit too unbelievable for me to pull off

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Bungie Ladera to HD Sissybar. Problem solved. I'm gonna take you to some of the hills so you can try that thing out. I will watch.

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HD means Jeans tho.......

That and I wanna skate - Still not use to this Ladera - Sits higher - We need to tweak the bearings a bit too

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