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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-06-2010, 09:56 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-06-2010, 10:11 PM
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Maybe if you started to believe in something, you'd get laid.
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Really, what was the point of that? That shit is 3 or 4 years old.
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Really, what was the point of that? That shit is 3 or 4 years old.
Because its funny.
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It gets me tired.
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Sounds like a hoot. Bbq ribs get me tired. They taste better and are cheaper and aren't there when you're done.
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speaking of bbq ribs...

Smokeout at my place this saturday.
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If I leave now I might make it to lake zurich by Saturday night
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If I leave now I might make it to lake zurich by Saturday night
you lost your license too? Dang, bunch of drunks around here. Doesn't anybody learn from my mistakes???
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Some do wear condoms now...

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I tried a condom on a few weeks ago, it was really tight and cut the circulation to my dick off. I think I need magnums.
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