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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-08-2010, 04:37 PM Thread Starter
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THat wase AWESOME
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THat wase AWESOME
6 kinds of awesome, possibly better than the old lady getting her head stomperd by a cow
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Whoa! Ouch.

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That was a good laugh to wake up to.

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dang!!!!!!!!!!! right in the KISSER!!!!!! lmao
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"I can't feel my face"
thats probably a good thing

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..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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