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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 04:15 PM Thread Starter
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition

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I'm tempted to use this at work to explain these differences to some people...
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They should use that in college courses to show students the difference. They'd probably get it then.
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