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post #1 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:32 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:38 AM
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"RoR" Is freaking GREAT!
"Gravity" = Priceless!
"Pink hat" = Pussy!
"Stroller and moto skooter" = Ughhhh, why we live in a nation of fucks!

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post #3 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:47 AM
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post #4 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:52 AM
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post #6 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:57 AM
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post #7 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 11:58 AM
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he did 6 months in county for selling coke.

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I grew up about 8 blocks from that park, Dunham Park. Too funny.

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post #10 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-16-2010, 12:44 PM
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post #11 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 01:14 PM
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maybe it's because I'm asian....
but I find the RoR one...









ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

*emailing to all asian friends*

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post #12 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 02:04 PM
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i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #13 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 02:16 PM
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I am still laughing at ROR and Martha!! LOVED THEM!!

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post #14 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 02:39 PM
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i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #15 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 02:57 PM Thread Starter
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maybe it's because I'm asian....
but I find the RoR one...









ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

*emailing to all asian friends*


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I am still laughing at ROR and Martha!! LOVED THEM!!


That is my favorite, it makes me think of fish

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post #16 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 03:06 PM
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post #17 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 03:46 PM
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I grew up about 8 blocks from that park, Dunham Park. Too funny.
Holy crap me too played baseball, summer camp and gymnastics there.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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post #18 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 04:34 PM
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good ones...i spit my beer out.



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post #19 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 04:35 PM
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i lost it at the Snoop Dogg and RoR

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good ones...i spit my beer out.
always figured you for a swallower.

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post #21 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 04:39 PM
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post #22 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 04:43 PM
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post #23 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 04:45 PM
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always figured you for a swallower.
pfft!!

in your beer when you walk away bitch!!!



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post #24 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:03 PM Thread Starter
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post #25 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:07 PM Thread Starter
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OMG...who does this look like???


This made me think of Steve

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post #26 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:12 PM Thread Starter
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This has WSE @ Rizzo's written all over it

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post #27 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:38 PM
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post #28 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:52 PM
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #29 of 251 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:56 PM
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