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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 10-02-2010, 12:23 PM Thread Starter
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That was planned. The rider was getting evaluated for the bump, and they wanted to see how he would react.
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That was planned. The rider was getting evaluated for the bump, and they wanted to see how he would react.
IS that how that works LULZ

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Looks like a wink move

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Looks like he caught a peg and lifted the rear.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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He should have gone and slide the forktubes up to compensate.

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That was planned. The rider was getting evaluated for the bump, and they wanted to see how he would react.
thats awsome if thats really what happened. bump to what btw, Advanced?
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The crash isn't funny but the vid is . LOL
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Looks like a wink move
Identical type of turn, T4 at Putnam, I COMPLETELY lost the FRONT while towing Tea, She has it on video somewhere on here. I saved it on the knee, and took the grass shortcut all the way to T8! LOL!

Anyone that puts in LOTS of laps is gonna fall, just the nature of mathematics. I'll bet everyone knows a Control Rider or a Track Coach that has crashed. Because, virtually all of us have. It is what it is. Although, I think I have only crashed twice Control Riding. Once in Turn 1 at Putnam where some bright person put mud ALL THE WAY ACROSS the track in Turn 1, and once when I hit a hole at Heartland.

I try to save all my crashes for A group.
(although I did crash in I once at Blackhawk, I was not CRing at the time, rather was playing with Marshall, Alan and Yuri. OOPS! Don't do that again )

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The sound effects on the vid is awesome....but hope he was ok!

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Identical type of turn, T4 at Putnam, I COMPLETELY lost the FRONT while towing Tea, She has it on video somewhere on here. I saved it on the knee, and took the grass shortcut all the way to T8! LOL!

Anyone that puts in LOTS of laps is gonna fall, just the nature of mathematics. I'll bet everyone knows a Control Rider or a Track Coach that has crashed. Because, virtually all of us have. It is what it is. Although, I think I have only crashed twice Control Riding. Once in Turn 1 at Putnam where some bright person put mud ALL THE WAY ACROSS the track in Turn 1, and once when I hit a hole at Heartland.

I try to save all my crashes for A group.
(although I did crash in I once at Blackhawk, I was not CRing at the time, rather was playing with Marshall, Alan and Yuri. OOPS! Don't do that again )
oh yeah, that was in '08. we found the same spot. glad we both stayed upright!!


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At 1:03 in this video you can see me slide in T8 at Putnam..... the student
who was taping also had a big slide.....no crash..... and had to edit the "chase"
in the video as a result.....







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Looks like he caught a peg and lifted the rear.
should've gotten off the bike, you'd think a cr would know that...
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Identical type of turn, T4 at Putnam, I COMPLETELY lost the FRONT while towing Tea, She has it on video somewhere on here. I saved it on the knee, and took the grass shortcut all the way to T8! LOL!

Anyone that puts in LOTS of laps is gonna fall, just the nature of mathematics. I'll bet everyone knows a Control Rider or a Track Coach that has crashed. Because, virtually all of us have. It is what it is. Although, I think I have only crashed twice Control Riding. Once in Turn 1 at Putnam where some bright person put mud ALL THE WAY ACROSS the track in Turn 1, and once when I hit a hole at Heartland.

I try to save all my crashes for A group.
(although I did crash in I once at Blackhawk, I was not CRing at the time, rather was playing with Marshall, Alan and Yuri. OOPS! Don't do that again )
wink your avatar has a missprint. it's supposed to say bears not packers :P
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Wasn't sure why this was in the funny section till I rewatched it with sound. Thanks that got be rollin good.

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Wasn't sure why this was in the funny section till I rewatched it with sound. Thanks that got be rollin good.
I saw it without sound at first too, but I was expecting "Tower, this is Ghost Rider requestiong a fly by."
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wink your avatar has a missprint. it's supposed to say bears not packers :P
Bears lost, Packers STILL SUCK.

Avatar updated, although this one won't probably make it more than an hour or so...

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Wink hasn't crashed in years.
Dude, you can't put that kinda ginx out there like that??????

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