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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 09:05 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Things you probably shouldnt say to an officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just
so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
know there are no other cars around. That's how far
ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes
look red, have you been drinking?" You probably
shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 12:26 PM
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i alwasy like to act like im deaf and mute.

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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