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Tony, we need to buy a quad and some toilets - AWESOME

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nah. women would just wreck our fun.

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the 3rd pic HAS TO BE an operator. the 6th is where he lives. lol

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^ agreed
too many cases and tons of fun with friends while settin' all that up

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All looks good to me. Makes me wish I lived in the country.

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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AWESOME Pic
Is that Chuck Norris in 5th grade?
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I needed a good laugh! Thanks boys!!!

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Tony, we need to buy a quad and some toilets - AWESOME
Dude! I'm totally feelin ya here.




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Love it!!!

What about the women that would contribute to the fun???? Do we get kudos?



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All looks good to me. Makes me wish I lived in the country.
+1 how bout it!

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I'm not seeing a problem here
yes why be haten on some good thinkin

i see alot of problems fixed

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Love it!!!

What about the women that would contribute to the fun???? Do we get kudos?

Exactly, I'd be right beside him....well maybe except for the one in the living room

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Love it!!!

What about the women that would contribute to the fun???? Do we get kudos?
Of course! If you were driving the tractor, loading the rifle, video taping the house donuts...kudos.

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Of course! If you were driving the tractor, loading the rifle, video taping the house donuts...kudos.
No, we were in the kitchen making sammich's for when you were done

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No, we were in the kitchen making sammich's for when you were done
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Hedge trimming with a lawn tractor is brilliant!
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this was posted before, but prob fits in this thread too...


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