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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-04-2010, 02:26 PM Thread Starter
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my great weekend!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-04-2010, 02:32 PM
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I like that, now that is one SMART man!!!


Reminds me of the old bull and the young bull story!

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Standing on the hill an old and young bull

Eying a view that is more than joyful.

Below, in the meadow, oh what a sight,

A herd of cows stand… passions to ignite…



The young bull - hot-blooded - itching to go,

Cries out loud: “Wow, wow and yet again wow!

Each one of them is just like a ripe peach,

Let’s dash down quickly and let’s grab one each!”



The old bull stands his ground, majestic, cool,

Looks at the young one: “What impetuous fool!”

Head down, teeth to grass, he takes a mouthful,

And scornfully addresses the young bull:



“Slow down my young friend; don’t give me B. S.

We walk down slow, calmly, with cool finesse.

We are bulls with balls; let’s fulfil our call,

Slowly, one by one we shall take them all.”

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-04-2010, 03:44 PM
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LMFAO at the ring. Smart man!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 02:55 AM
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That's a good one.
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