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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 09:45 AM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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" Morning Sex"

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

Or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

"What was that all about?"



She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Ken.


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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 09:49 AM
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Lmao

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post #3 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 09:54 AM
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Oh snap.... Good thing the wife doesn't like her eggs that way.

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post #5 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 01:11 PM
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Well, I feel like hard boiled eggs instead of soft boiled.
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post #6 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 01:35 PM
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that was funny; thanks for sharing
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post #7 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 01:45 PM
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zonk ! wham POW !!!

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #8 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 01:50 PM
pfft.
 
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a soft boiled egg cooks in 5-6 minutes. That guy's a CHAMP!!!
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a soft boiled egg cooks in 5-6 minutes. That guy's a CHAMP!!!
Oh you poor thing... maybe you didn't marry the right guy?
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post #11 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 02:00 PM
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Sex is like math... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
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post #12 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 02:01 PM
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Good one

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post #13 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 02:02 PM
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i liked it.

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post #14 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 04:23 PM
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He broke the timer intentionally.

And he "needs" eggs for his protein for breakfast EVERY DAY.



Full of WIN.



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post #15 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-25-2010, 08:30 PM
i am a newbie don't kick my butt please
 
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post #16 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-25-2010, 08:32 PM
^^^Bad for your hearing
 
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Lmao!!!

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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post #17 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-25-2010, 08:58 PM
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at least he's consistent
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Sounds like a typical morning with Marr & Steve - Way to go Champ

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3hrs and 59min before I have to go to hospital.Ha Ha

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We offer three kinds of service @ Resurrection
GOOD - CHEAP - FAST
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GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST
GOOD service FAST won't be CHEAP
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post #21 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-26-2010, 09:27 AM
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burnt eggs? i dont understand.lol

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post #22 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-26-2010, 09:28 AM
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mine did this as a timer for the turkey yesterday

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post #23 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-26-2010, 10:41 AM
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Joke is on her. He got laid.
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the turkey was 12lbs

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