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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 10:24 AM Thread Starter
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“rigid feminine pleasure device”

Stay classy, Gurnee

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 10:28 AM
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"Rigid feminine pleasure device?" That's not a sex toy; that's a credit card!
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You're just jelly you didn't think of it first!

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"Rigid feminine pleasure device?" That's not a sex toy; that's a credit card!
Now that's rep worthy!

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LOL yeah I heard about this on Q101 this morning. Classy
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 10:47 AM
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"Rigid feminine pleasure device?" That's not a sex toy; that's a credit card!

Fawk you! :

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 10:49 AM
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winner winner you just earned a turkey dinner

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Hey, smell my... yeah!
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 11:27 AM
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wow thats all sorts of awesome.

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 11:43 AM
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What the hell was that lady thinking??

I'd sooner throw my favorite coffee mug at a cop than my trusty bunny. Now it's evidence and she can't get it back. That's $39.95 + S&H right out the window!
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... my trusty bunny...

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 11:46 AM
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What the hell was that lady thinking??

I'd sooner throw my favorite coffee mug at a cop than my trusty bunny. Now it's evidence and she can't get it back. That's $39.95 + S&H right out the window!
whats a matter old Jeffry not taking care of business these days?



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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 11:58 AM
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Wow. Google imaging "bunny toilet plunger" yields some pretty funny pics.
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Heard about this on the radio during my commute. It takes all kinds I guess.

Take it to the STREETS!
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 02:32 PM
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I dont understand why she would even have a dildo, she a looker. There must be many potential mates lining up to get a crack at her.

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