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Chicagoan in Hell
Only a true Chicagoan can appreciate this!
>Subject: Chicagoan in Hell........................
>A Chicagoan dies & is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire
>The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make
> it worse he cranks up the temperature & the humidity. After a couple of
> the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately.
>The devil is aghast as the Chicagoan is happily swinging his hammer &
> whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him & says, "I don't
> understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing
> rocks; why are you so happy?"
>The Chicagoan, with a big smile, looks at the devil & replies, "This is
> great! It reminds me of August in Chicago. Hot, humid, a good place to
> work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Chicagoan's
> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain
> & torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to
> his knees with rain blowing into his eyes, the Chicagoan is happily
> through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
> The Chicagoan replies, "This is great! Just like April in Chicago. It
> me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
> The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
>Chicagoan suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is
>blanketed in snow & ice. Confident that this will surely make the
>Chicagoan unhappy, the devil checks in on the Chicagoan.
> He is again aghast at what he sees.
> The Chicagoan is dancing, singing, & twirling his
> sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams
> the devil.
> Jumping up & down the Chicagoan throws a snowball at the devil & yells,
> "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Cubs won the World Series!!
Brian (F.K.A. Crazy)
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