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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-13-2003, 01:08 PM Thread Starter
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>Subject: Chicagoan in Hell........................
>A Chicagoan dies & is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire
>The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make
> it worse he cranks up the temperature & the humidity. After a couple of
> the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately.
>The devil is aghast as the Chicagoan is happily swinging his hammer &
> whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him & says, "I don't
> understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing
> rocks; why are you so happy?"
>The Chicagoan, with a big smile, looks at the devil & replies, "This is
> great! It reminds me of August in Chicago. Hot, humid, a good place to
> work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Chicagoan's
> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain
> & torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to
> his knees with rain blowing into his eyes, the Chicagoan is happily
> through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
> The Chicagoan replies, "This is great! Just like April in Chicago. It
> me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
> The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
>Chicagoan suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is
>blanketed in snow & ice. Confident that this will surely make the
>Chicagoan unhappy, the devil checks in on the Chicagoan.
> He is again aghast at what he sees.
> The Chicagoan is dancing, singing, & twirling his
> sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams
> the devil.
> Jumping up & down the Chicagoan throws a snowball at the devil & yells,
> "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Cubs won the World Series!!

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I don't know if you guys know Sk8boardil on this forum, but he moved here from Switzerland,Austria and says he never thought the temp. would change so wildly here.

We do have the the hottest of the hot, and the coldest of the cold
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