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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-16-2010, 07:53 AM Thread Starter
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of onething,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the city, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'm gonna kick your ASS!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'




'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

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cowboys and bikers... is this like that movie wild wild west?

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cowboys and bikers... is this like that movie wild wild west?
Uh...Mr Midwest...there are still cowboys out and about to this day. You might find them out west.

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Uh...Mr Midwest...there are still cowboys out and about to this day. You might find them out west.
And they like to camp together on a mountain




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And they like to camp together on a mountain
Tony, NO means NO! I will not camp out "cowboy" style with you, even if you let me be the big spoon!

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 03:32 AM
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And they like to camp together on a mountain
That would be Broke back mountain.
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