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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-16-2010, 12:55 PM Thread Starter
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Dinner

Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at
her parents home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail.
Lobster. Champagne .

I asked her, Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?

No, she replied. but my mother is not expecting a blow job tonight.


I said "enjoy"..

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Lmao!


And yet prostitution is illegal. WTF LOL




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sounds like a good date!
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pfft.
 
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I had my friend Ian scrape together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
FIXED!!!
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