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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-29-2010, 12:37 PM Thread Starter
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For some reason this seemed appropriate to post here.

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Wrong Ken! Wrong Ken! Mayday! Mayday! (self.funny)
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My girlfriend and I were on our way to go pick up a friend of mine to go play golf. As we approached his apartment I sent him a text to ask him to "come out".
Unfortunately, I sent the text to the wrong "Ken". Now the person that received this sms, as luck would have it, is a guy we have all suspected to be gay for a long time.
I get a reply back saying "what would be the purpose and why would you say that", which didn't make immediate sense to me. I replied "because I am waiting for you".
I get the following reply back "why have you never said anything? I have always liked you very much. Want to go have a drink and talk about it?"
So basically, I got other "Ken" out of his closet and have NO idea how to break the news to him that it was a misunderstanding...
And of course my girlfriend was dying of laughter, making that snorty pig noise some woman make when they laugh, about what happened and the predicament I am in.
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-29-2010, 12:39 PM
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Ken scout?

or

Ken Ody?
??? Any Ken's here get any strange txts recently that this might explain?
If so... It'll save that guy a rather awkward conversation
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The only strange message I got over the weekend, was at midnight, saying some neighbor wanted to kick my ass, because I stole his paper.

Turns out there is a website for prank calls with pre-recorded phrases, that exactly matched the call.

Thank god they didn't use the girl in trouble, saying help me, don't let him touch me again.

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you got to dump that pig snorter!
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