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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-01-2010, 02:25 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-01-2010, 02:28 PM
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OMG those are great!

Pretty pimp watch though. lol

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I walked up to the amazingly beautiful woman, and she looked at me, then my watch, and said the most wonderful thing, "Nice Watch." I took that opening and asked her for her number, and she laughed and told me to go away. Normally women just laugh and tell me to go away, so this was a huge improvement and worth every penny.

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It was just an ordinary watch, until they killed his watch wife and kids. Now this watch won't stop, until the bad guys are behind bars. Criminals, your TIME is running out.

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Since I am such a nice guy, I will only charge $5,000 as a finders fee.

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looks like a tumor is growing on that watch!

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"I had decided on this watch, but then I noticed the shipping charge. Outrageous! I'm shelling out close to 100k, and they want me to take care of the shipping too. Forget it! "

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Brutal!!!

"I bought a couple of these and smashed them in front of poor people. You know, as a joke. Then I drove away."
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-05-2010, 04:18 AM
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I'm surprise that amazon didn't pull those remarks. They are funny as hell.
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Who buys a premium time piece from Amazon in the first place.

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for $86,000 that's really ugly!
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"Ability to cure disease: If everyone bought this watch, absolutely no money would go to disease research and all the people with disease would die so all the disease would die with them. It's sound logic and in the owner's manual for the watch."

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