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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 07:57 PM Thread Starter
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Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all.

They continued to argue all the way up the mountain. Finally, they reached the top and the Blackhawks fan hurled himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Hawks!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the '90s!" Seeing this, the Bears fan shouted "This is for DA COACH!!!" as he leapt to his death.

The two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Cubs fan bellowed, "This is for everyone on the North Side!!" and then he pushed the Sox fan off the mountain.

GO CUBS GO!!!!!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 08:06 PM
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Go CUBS!!!

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2003, 07:11 PM
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John Kass had that joke in his column in the Tribune, but the punchline was the Sox fan pushing off the Cubs fan, unfortunately.

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Well, this is a MUCH better ending!!

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