A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of onething,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the city, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'm gonna kick your ASS!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'