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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-13-2010, 09:22 PM Thread Starter
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of onething,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the city, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'm gonna kick your ASS!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'




'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-13-2010, 09:28 PM
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Yeah, this happened couple of weeks ago too...

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Yeah, this happened couple of weeks ago too...

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ghlight=cowboy
hahahaha...the joke was ok, but your response made me laugh out loud.

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