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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-28-2010, 12:22 PM Thread Starter
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Texting for Seniors

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-28-2010, 12:26 PM
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LOL just got this the other day. Funny stuff
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-28-2010, 01:23 PM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-28-2010, 02:01 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-29-2010, 10:51 AM
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Omsg sggp lol

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-29-2010, 11:59 AM
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Funny but depressing as hell also...for some of the older members....

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