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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-29-2010, 01:23 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Redneck Logic

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the professor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

LET THE BULLETS FLY!!!

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Logic was the absolute worst class I took in school. The class was boring as hell, and illogical. To top it off, my professor even wrote the regular book for the class, a seperate work book, and sold a book of his class notes rather than post them up on the internet like all the other professors.
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as a redneck, I find this shit pretty offensive.
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Gone in 3 I found it on the internet. So be mad at them.

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Gone in 3 I found it on the internet. So be mad at them.
Ignore him. But logic has no place on the internet.

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Ok it won't happen agian.

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what is "redneck"? why "redneck" not "blueneck" or "whiteneck"? Is that a racist joke thing? pls explain I'm asian. Thanks.
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Redneck refers to the red neck achieved when out in the sun too long. This occurs when tending to ones crops, cows, or swapping the engine of a jacked up, wide bald rear tire, 6x9 flea market special, headliner drooping, paint mis matched '79 z28 camaro.
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what is "redneck"? why "redneck" not "blueneck" or "whiteneck"? Is that a racist joke thing? pls explain I'm asian. Thanks.
im queer (:

this is offensive

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Redneck refers to the red neck achieved when out in the sun too long. This occurs when tending to ones crops, cows, or swapping the engine of a jacked up, wide bald rear tire, 6x9 flea market special, headliner drooping, paint mis matched '79 z28 camaro.
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I have nothing against queers.

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im queer (:

this is offensive
So are you admitting to not owning a weed eater?

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I am 13 so I do not own a weed eater but my dad does and I use it all of the time so I am not a queer.

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So are you admitting to not owning a weed eater?
you dont need a weed eater to eat roosters.....



i have 2.....Pedro and Romero



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you dont need a weed eater to eat roosters.....



i have 2.....Pedro and Romero



ok speeder......
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I am 13 so I do not own a weed eater but my dad does and I use it all of the time so I am a queer.

does your dad knows.......













youre here

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No but my mom does.

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No but my mom does.
pics?

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

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Pics of what.

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Pics of what.
Tits
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pics of what.

you.

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pics of what.

you....

you.[/QUOTE]

Win

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there is only one noun in that phrase....

its true education IS going to shit.....

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

"Thats it, nobody gets out of here alive."

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