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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 05:26 AM Thread Starter
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I have a car that I got in a recent divorce from my husband since I was the owener of the car and he jsut co-signed. It is a 2005, it has 42 000 miles on it. It is in my garage right now, and I cannot drive it, something seems to be wrong with the transmission, it doesnt shift into drive, or I cant get it to work properly. I just want it gone out of my garage! Send me an email so you can take a look at it and bring a trailer cause it will not drive or start, lights and radio come on but engine will not start at all! It has a sub in the back and some other things he bought for it, I dont know, dont care, just want to park my car in the garage. Cash or money order only! Here is some old pics I found of it

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 05:47 AM
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lol thats why you buy stick, most chics (not the cool ones on here) can't drive it

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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 08:46 AM
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you could probably low ball her saying if it won't start or shift it's only worth $7500.
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So, she's single now?
Who's going to be the first to email her and request additional pics?
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...Oh, and throw in some more of the car too

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post #8 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
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SHIT , must have missed a good one.

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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 01:09 PM
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wee, this thread turned pointless how could you not have copyied it!!

come on now boy!



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post #11 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 01:18 PM Thread Starter
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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-03-2011, 01:23 PM
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wee, this thread turned pointless how could you not have copyied it!!

come on now boy!
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well.. shit.
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Neg REP!! WTF!!
I'm still pulling it up fine.

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I have a car that I got in a recent divorce from my husband since I was the owener of the car and he jsut co-signed. It is a 2005, it has 42 000 miles on it. It is in my garage right now, and I cannot drive it, something seems to be wrong with the transmission, it doesnt shift into drive, or I cant get it to work properly. I just want it gone out of my garage! Send me an email so you can take a look at it and bring a trailer cause it will not drive or start, lights and radio come on but engine will not start at all! It has a sub in the back and some other things he bought for it, I dont know, dont care, just want to park my car in the garage. Cash or money order only! Here is some old pics I found of it
Insert picture of stick shift car
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hmmm your puter must time travel

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I have a car that I got in a recent divorce from my husband since I was the owener of the car and he jsut co-signed. It is a 2005, it has 42 000 miles on it. It is in my garage right now, and I cannot drive it, something seems to be wrong with the transmission, it doesnt shift into drive, or I cant get it to work properly. I just want it gone out of my garage! Send me an email so you can take a look at it and bring a trailer cause it will not drive or start, lights and radio come on but engine will not start at all! It has a sub in the back and some other things he bought for it, I dont know, dont care, just want to park my car in the garage. Cash or money order only! Here is some old pics I found of it


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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-04-2011, 06:11 PM
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