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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-05-2011, 07:28 PM Thread Starter
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_804480.html

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"She called 911 to scare [her boyfriend] and have the police force him to marry her," Grand Central District police Capt. Ronald Pontecore told NBC Chicago. "It puts us in jeopardy and the public. It's not a good thing. It ticked the officers off."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-05-2011, 07:52 PM
 
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there are some crazy females out there. Maybe he dumped her and pressed charges.
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Is that the best way because it involved not getting engaged?

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sounds about like my proposal. It definitely wasn't the best!
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sounds about like my proposal. It definitely wasn't the best!
Spill it

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Come people start your crying about the police did nothing to help and how lazy they are.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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She's lucky she did it before the New Year. They could have tested out the new law and given her 3 years in jail.
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Come people start your crying about the police did nothing to help and how lazy they are.

i think you did it for us

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Psycho!!!!!

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i think you did it for us
Wishful thinking.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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