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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
IDK WTF TO PUT HERE NOW!
 
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Halloween

In honor of Halloween, here is yet another traditional scary story!
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A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......




BUMP...











BUMP...













BUMP..._ behind him.



Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.







BUMP...






BUMP...






BUMP...













Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him...



















faster...




















faster...


















BUMP...
















BUMP....












BUMP....









He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.















However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping...













clappity-BUMP...















clappity-BUMP...














clappity-BUMP...
















clappity-BUMP...










on the heels of the terrified man....













Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.










With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door, bumping and
clapping toward him.













The man screams and reaches for_ something heavy, anything ... his hand
comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.















Desperate, he throws the Robitussin_ as hard as he can at the apparition.



















The_ coffin stops
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 01:57 PM
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I can't believe that I read the whole thing for that ending. I'm a moron.

People take these things too seriously!
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I can't believe that I read the whole thing for that ending. I'm a moron.
me too.

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I fell for it too.....
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 07:27 PM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 11:20 PM
Who's faster Lupi
 
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-18-2003, 04:15 PM
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