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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 02:50 PM Thread Starter
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love

TRUE LOVE

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know something?"

"What darling?" She answered.

"You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired,
you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got mugged and shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side ... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the f*%# away from me."

<-------- Jeff


Hey baby! You ever been on the back of an expensive sportbike??


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 03:22 PM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 03:39 PM
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in the words of my sister after i read this to her...
"you know what i'd do, i'd unhook him from the respirator and say YOU HAVENT SEEN NOTHING YET!!!!!!!"

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 06:14 PM
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my wife just said the same thing to me.

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