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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 02:53 PM Thread Starter
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One day an old man sitting on his porch watches a young boy walking down the street with a length of duck tape over his head. The old man says, "Hey kid where are you going with that tape?" The kid replies, "I'm going to catch myself some ducks".

A while later the kid walks back up the street with a bunch of ducks.

The next day the old man watches the kid walking up the street again, this time with a crowbar over his head. The old man again yells to the kid, "Hey kid, where are you going with that crowbar?" The kid yells back, "I'm going to catch me some crows".

A while later the kid walks back up the street with a bunch of crows.

The following day the old man sees the kid yet again walking down the street, this time with a bunch of pussy willow branches over his head. The old man yells down to the kid, " Hang on I'm comin with........"
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Re: Hunting Kid

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length of duck tape
duct tape...

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I know it's "duct" tape, but "duck" makes the story...
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I'm just kidding!! Relax... It does make the story.

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