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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-31-2011, 01:44 PM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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Little Firefighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice
fire truck,' the Firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to
her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.'



The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren.'

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I'm a non-achiever.
 
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I almost fell out of my chair . I pictured it in my head.

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