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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 03:43 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 05:49 AM
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I'm pissed off by this vid

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Weird

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 07:47 AM
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That is a video of how I would NOT use any of those things...

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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 08:24 AM
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what is a lambo doing in such a shitty part of town?

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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 08:29 AM
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what is a lambo doing in such a shitty part of town?
Fiero owners ask a similar question but wonder why it's in such a ritzy part of town...

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 08:43 AM
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kind of a David Lynch meets John Phillip Sousa sort of thing

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wtf did i just watch?

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wtf did i just watch?
And why have i watched it 18 times

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And why have i watched it 18 times

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what is a lambo doing in such a shitty part of town?
It kinda sounded like shit too - Like it is mis firing - Pre VW ownership?

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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-10-2011, 11:35 PM Thread Starter
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this video takes you through so many emotions. "Hey a lambo... girls got a nice body... wait a minute... wait, what? why... all well great boobs.
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