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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-28-2011, 07:55 PM Thread Starter
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the blue pigeon

in phoenix az. there is a bad pigeon problem. so a man is hired to remedy the problem. he shows up and says; i will take care of the pigeon problem for FREE,
if know one asks how i did it, but if you ask, i want 1 million dollars. they agree not to ask any questions.

so, the next day the hired man goes to the top of the highest building and releases a blue pigeon from his jacket. all the pigeons take flight to follow the blue pigeon and are never to be seen again.

the next day, the man is called to see the mayor. the mayor says, here is a check for 1 million dollars, i have to know one thing. do you have a blue mexican?

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-28-2011, 09:09 PM
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we need a blue dug2.
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Ha!, havent heard that one since '94

only the pigeon was pink
it wasnt mexicans
and it was mayor daley asking for the pink N___R




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Ha!, havent heard that one since '94

only the pigeon was pink
it wasnt mexicans
and it was mayor daley asking for the pink N___R
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aawww! c'mon people! its a good joke is all.

i AM the blue Dug2 dwags.

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