Best of 2010 FAIL Compilation - Chicagoland Sportbikes
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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-06-2011, 09:22 PM Thread Starter
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Best of 2010 FAIL Compilation

Seriously almost pissed myself from laughing
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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-06-2011, 09:33 PM
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That was amazing.

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post #3 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-06-2011, 09:43 PM
lust for bikes!
 
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i woulnt never have tried to take on that spider wearing anything less than this.





seriously that thing was insane what the shit!?! i would have fragged that motherfucker and moved out

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

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post #4 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 12:52 AM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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nice

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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post #5 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 03:15 AM
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The best one is with the guy standing out side the sun roof screaming and hearing his head smack off the light

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #6 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 06:05 AM
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anyone know if the guy bungee jumping died?
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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 09:22 AM
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1) Those are several reasons why I have never tried snowmobiling.

2) I have to get my extra mounts for my GoPro from Jason.
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post #8 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:16 AM
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hahahaha!! too funny!

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post #9 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:33 AM
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That merry go round with the sportbike was my favorite!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #10 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:54 AM
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That was a scooter, wheelie boy.

Sweet vid Jay!
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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:55 AM
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That was a scooter, wheelie boy.

Sweet vid Jay!
At my age, thats close enough to a sportbike!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #12 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 11:40 AM
The apex was where?
 
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I laughed alot, I cringed some, then laughed more.

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post #13 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 01:21 PM
Si Vis Pacem Parabellum
 
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Nice!

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Si vis pacem parabellum

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post #14 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 01:32 PM
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The break-dancer who flung the cat had me rollin'.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

I bleed GREEN
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post #15 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 01:33 PM
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post #16 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 02:52 PM
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The break-dancer who flung the cat had me rollin'.
Ha - That was my fav too - Most were repeats for me but that one was new

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post #17 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 02:55 PM
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There was one of a kid being whacked by a B-dancer in different video but the cat going flying was definitely more hilarious to watch.

Everyone Exaggerates

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post #18 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 11:04 PM
See ya Illinois
 
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I like that bull jumping in to the crowd. As for that big ass spider, get the gun.
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post #19 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-19-2011, 01:57 AM
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I absolutely hate spiders. Other than that the video was funny as hell.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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post #20 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-23-2011, 04:24 PM
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Way better that working!
Thanks!
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post #21 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-23-2011, 04:50 PM
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Nice.
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post #22 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-25-2011, 02:15 PM
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EPIC WIN, I can't say I like one better than another...I might have to watch it a second time and hope its as funny!
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post #23 of 23 (permalink) Old 03-25-2011, 02:36 PM
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How did I miss this?

I'm having to watch it in like 30 second increments here at work...laughing too hard

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