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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:13 PM Thread Starter
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:27 PM
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #3 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:33 PM
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Rather than the talk about the birds and the bees and what happened when mommy and daddy loved each other, i got to watch two old people make fools of themselves for many years. They eventually learned to behave themselves, but it made me believe there's no way i'm getting married.

Now that my siblings and i are older, they seem to be a lot happier. But, my dad also became a truck driver.

So i have learned that to have a happy marriage, you should think about having kids a million times before you actually do, and you should only see each other on the weekends.
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post #4 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 10:55 PM
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #6 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 12:47 AM
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post #7 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 12:55 AM
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best. post. ever.
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best. post. ever.
When we going shooting with NPD's crazy Dave?

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post #9 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 01:19 AM
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This!

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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post #10 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 01:25 AM
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i don't even know who he's talking about i don't see how u could be excited
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post #11 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 07:07 AM
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post #13 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 07:30 AM
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post #14 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 07:59 AM
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Not true, I do all of that EXCEPT fucking skinny big titted broads and hunting and racing cars and going to naked bars and dating women half my age and drinking whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never hear bitching
and ass fuck cheerleaders and keeping guns and never got cheated on while I was at work and all my friends and family thinking I am fuckin' cool as hell and having tons of money in the bank and leave the toilet seat up .....

wait.FML.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #15 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 11:04 AM
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I thought this was a Charlie Sheen post at first

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sounds like you have it all figured out

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Not true, I do all of that EXCEPT fucking skinny big titted broads and hunting and racing cars and going to naked bars and dating women half my age and drinking whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never hear bitching
and ass fuck cheerleaders and keeping guns and never got cheated on while I was at work and all my friends and family thinking I am fuckin' cool as hell and having tons of money in the bank and leave the toilet seat up .....

wait.FML.
We've seen your wife , you're fine .

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Is it the wife's fault or how we let them run our lifes????

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post #22 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 11:25 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Is it the wife's fault or how we let them run our lifes????
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Good question
Said it before, I'll say it again... pussy is the root of all evil.

Everyone Exaggerates

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post #24 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 11:30 PM
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no shit

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #25 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-08-2011, 11:32 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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maybe when I'm old and wise like you guys I'll understand more of how to fight the evil

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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maybe when I'm old and wise like you guys I'll understand more of how to fight the evil
Just figure out how to make it cum real hard and many times... you can win the battle

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So if one can win that battle, the o.p. is false?

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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So if one can win that battle, the o.p. is false?
does not make o.p. false in being able to do things without a princess around, but o.p. obviously did not know how to satisfy her.

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Oh shitfuck!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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