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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-12-2011, 05:06 PM Thread Starter
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Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

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So there is this really old guy at the bar who seems really drunk.
Then two other fellas (who don't really know him), figure they will do him a "favor" and get him home.
So they approach the drunk to help him, and the drunk says "I CAN"T STAND"
They say we know, we know - we'll help you.
They try to get him to stand up and pay his tab - but he falls down(hitting the ground pretty hard). The drunk is mumbling something like "dumb [email protected]#$f#$kers"
They get him backup, and try to get him to hand over his keys, but as soon as they let go of him, he falls again, this time smacking his head on the bar. The drunk them slurs something like "don't have not f#$%king keys"
So they get him in their car and figure out where he lives.
They drive him home, and carry him to the door step.
The wife opens the door, and they explain what happens.

She thanks them very much, and then asks....

but where is his wheelchair !?

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