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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-14-2011, 01:35 PM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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He held me firmly.

He held me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a
room.
I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was
going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed
quietly and we were alone.

He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice
close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands
start at my ankles, gently probing, and caressing upward along my tender
calves slowly and steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I
should
be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so
sure.

When his hands moved under my skirt to my thighs I gave a slight shudder
and
partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. His knowing fingers
continued upward across my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped
my
firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching,
knowing what he wanted, his teasing hands quickly moved to my shoulders
and
slid down my tingling spine. My entire body was throbbing when he
discovered my pink, lace thong.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant.
"This is a man," I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not
used to
taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A
man
who would look into my soul and say...




"Okay all done. Here's your purse, ma'am. Have a nice flight."

Ken.


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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-14-2011, 02:35 PM
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i have been sayin they should have hot people doing the searches in hot outfits and have the choice of man or women or group . i bet people would stop bitching.

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Another good one Scout, but is this the only forum you put threads in and is it always on high drama days?

maybe that's just when I notice you posting b/c that's when I'm posting, correlation/causation?
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Sarcasm in every post.
 
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Another good one Scout, but is this the only forum you put threads in and is it always on high drama days?

maybe that's just when I notice you posting b/c that's when I'm posting, correlation/causation?
No, and No.

But this site could use a little lightening up today.

I try to only post in thread that I can add something constructive, so I don't post alot. I do however enjoy sharing jokes, and knowing that I may have made someone atleast smile on random days they need a break.

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