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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-24-2011, 10:01 AM Thread Starter
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Ducks in Heaven

This may be a repost. Didn't find anything using the search.

Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

There are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,

The second woman steps accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together, with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this, and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
But One day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-24-2011, 10:08 AM
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i dont get it.. i really didn't find that funny at all. i reread it thinking i missed the punchline.

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lol that was funny!
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i dont get it.. i really didn't find that funny at all. i reread it thinking i missed the punchline.
Ha

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i dont get it.. i really didn't find that funny at all. i reread it thinking i missed the punchline.
That's OK Alex. The good thing is, you'll be chained to a smokin' hot chick in heaven!

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That's OK Alex. The good thing is, you'll be chained to a smokin' hot chick in heaven!

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what if we step on two ducks simultaneously?

or trip and fall and land on 10?
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LOL.. reread that for a 5th time.. i finally got it...

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what if we step on two ducks simultaneously?

or trip and fall and land on 10?
I guess they'd be stuck with you.
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I guess they'd be stuck with you.
so what does allah do for you?

do you HAVE to blow up the innocent people to get the virgins?
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so what does allah do for you?

do you HAVE to blow up the innocent people to get the virgins?
Aww did I strike a nerve?
I though you were talking about having thick skin the other day.
Or was it one of your alter egos
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Aww did I strike a nerve?
I though you were talking about having thick skin the other day.
Or was it one of your alter egos
I''m stirring up drama lower key today.

so answer the question. Let's make this a religious debate today .
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LOL.. reread that for a 5th time.. i finally got it...
I know it's tough but you have to read every line!
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