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Oh shit, Cerk is going to kill you for insulting his favorite news source

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are you guys jealous that none of your news channels hold a candle to FNC's ratings?
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are you guys jealous that none of your news channels hold a candle to FNC's ratings?
Nah, I, like most people under the age of 45, don't really watch news shows. I get my information like most people that are intelligent, from multiple sources online, which Foxnews is pretty far behind in.

And isn't FNC only the highest rated cable news source? I'm pretty sure they don't hold a candle to network news, even CBS, and no one watches CBS.

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Nah, I, like most people under the age of 45, don't really watch news shows. I get my information like most people that are intelligent, from multiple sources online, which Foxnews is pretty far behind in.

And isn't FNC only the highest rated cable news source? I'm pretty sure they don't hold a candle to network news, even CBS, and no one watches CBS.
According to Wikipedia, about 58% of the nation subscribes to basic cable service. I cant seem to find a comparison in ratings for network news, vs cable news, but I bet FNC would win that also since most of the news is local, and I know I wouldnt watch some other city's local news.

FNC has the top 10 cable news shows. Basically, 3.2 million people watch the O'Reilly Factor every night, and about half that watch the 11pm repeat of the show. That 11pm show comes in 7th out of the top10. Im not sure that his show is news, or more of a talk show, but it's clearly a popular show with a lot of Americans watching daily. I wonder how many of those are libs, that are getting the panties in a bunch every day because he talks about things they disagree with.
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I get my information like most people that are intelligent, from multiple sources online, which Foxnews is pretty far behind in.
Don't we have a high opinion of ourselves, Mr. End-a-sentence-with-a-preposition.

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"
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Don't we have a high opinion of ourselves, Mr. End-a-sentence-with-a-preposition.
Hey! You best be capitalizing my name! It's Mr. End-a-Sentence-With-a-Preposition to you!

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You're crazy, the Jersey Shore tops all the cable show ratings....are you saying it's not accurate?!?!

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Jersey Shore and Dancing with the Stars score high ratings too, so it must be good TV.
Besides, Fox news making mess ups just shows their audience the are not one of those fancy shifty educated types. They applaud ignorance and "common sense" knowledge. Fancy degrees are for stuck up liberals who think they are better than everyone else with all their facts and figures.

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I watch FNC religiously and it's only to see the hot crazy bitches and weather. Those are the only valid reasons to watch, everything else is severly biased BS lol

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I watch FNC religiously and it's only to see the hot crazy bitches and weather.

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I've done a few interviews with her. Didn't know what she looked like until afterward.

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Exactly.
Jersey Shore and Dancing with the Stars score high ratings too, so it must be good TV.
Besides, Fox news making mess ups just shows their audience the are not one of those fancy shifty educated types. They applaud ignorance and "common sense" knowledge. Fancy degrees are for stuck up liberals who think they are better than everyone else with all their facts and figures.

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